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Animé
Tekno-Man: A short lived series from when UPN had a Sunday morning cartoon line-up, it featured a man with incredible abilities, given to him by strange, alien forces. This was my first favorite animé, and never saw it again after UPN ceased airing it. If you ever get the oppurtunity to check it out, do so. 
Dragon Ball: A boy named Goku travels the Earth fighting evils and searching for 7 magic spheres, which would awaken a wish granting dragon, Shen-Long. Despite the constant nudity, innuendoes, and other "potty humor", it's a funny series and, since it's revamp on Cartoon Network, has been handled very well. Now we've seen the original Piccolo! This is getting better and better. Unaired.
Dragon Ball Z: Goku, now with his son Gohan, face even more enemies, and even travel across the universe to challenge evil foes. More grown up than its predacessor, DBZ has been very entertaining with some amazing battles. Now back on Toonami, uncut and with unseen episodes and footage. Some of it is fodder, but there is some that is pretty cool, like Tien underneath the waterfall before he hears about Goku's FIRST death.
Dragon Ball GT: The Dragon Ball series comes to a close with this show, with the dramatic fights of DBZ and humorous antics reminiscent of the original. It wasn't as terrible as some fans make it out to be, but also not as good as it's previous serieseseseses. Unaired.
Cowboy Bebop: Bounty Hunters Spike and Jet take down the toughest and strangest the Universe can throw at them. This series is smart, clever, fast-paced, and all around cool. Sometimes not for the squemish, and definitely NOT for kids, it's a fun watch for the mature cartoon watcher.
Yu Yu Hakusho: Spirit Detective Yusuke Urameshi battles demons after being brought back to life, with some unlikely allies. It's gotten good enough to stay interesting. Kuwabara seems to have a lot of badass potential, but like DBZ's Krillin, he's lent to become comic relief. Airing early Saturday mornings at 5:30am with new episodes.
Inuyasha: A preistess' reincarnation and a band of warriors must hunt down powerful jewel shards and defeat a demon of unparralelled power. I have to say that it's a really good anime, and I've grown slightly tired of the genre (or just it ALWAYS being a new Japanese cartoon that the Cartoon Network will go for). It's an overall fun show that is very appealing. It has a great blend of drama, humor, and action. Airs on Adult Swim Tues-Thurs at 12:30am with new episodes Saturdays at 11pm.
Gundam Seed: Coordinators are genetically engineered to understand and perform complex computer operations, and be generally superior to Naturals. Most have joined an organization called Zaft, which has been battling Naturals and the Earth for sometime. But one Coordinator, Kira Yamato, reluctantly steps forth to do battle with those of his kind. It's a pretty good Gundam show, the best I've seen since 08th MS Team. Very good depth, and I don't mind at all the protagonist in an anime is, yet again, a kid barely old enough to shave. Airs Saturdays at 5am, but seems to rotate every other week with a different show.
Rurouni Kenshin: A manslayer-turned-wandering-samurai has vowed to protect and cherish life at all costs. This is a great show, even when it gets strangely nutty. I'd like to see more combat that's SEEN rather than hinted at with speed-lines, flashing blades and enemies just falling down. And I hope there're more than 38 episodes (as indicated by the ending credits). I think it can go much farther. Unaired, as far as I know (maybe on Anime Network).
Anime Unleashed: If you've got digital cable, then you likely have the merged channel, G4TV. Then you also have Anime Unleashed, a special segment where they show a Japanese cartoon series, more than likely related in some way to technology. Crest of Stars, Soul Taker, Serial Experiments Lain, and more. Airs weekdays at 4:30pm, 12am-1am, and on friday nights, in a 2 hr. block, which is immediately repeated. This is how I caught Betterman. That show was really disappointing. Every episode was the same, dialogue was too soft, the ending was anti-climactic, and Hinoki's constant whining that she's too stupid REALLY got on my nerves. Oy.
Sonic X: Incorporating the current mythos, Sonic and his friends have been flung into an alternate world with their nemisis Dr. Eggman. While not groundbreaking, this also isn't a bad show. I like the animation and it's pretty funny. If your a Sonic fan, you ought to enjoy this one. Airs on the FOX Box Saturday mornings.
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Comic Based Toons
X-Men Evolution: The teenage X-Men conceal their abilities while battle rogue mutants. Though Kids' WB seems to have trouble airing certain episodes in order, and despite the crappiness of the first season, this cartoon is really good. Something to keep in mind is that this is supposed to be a NEW take on X-Men. Nothing is really supposed to be like the old cartoon or comics. It's a great show, so check it out. It is currently unaired since it's untimely and unfair cancellation. Grr.
Justice League Unlimited: From the ashes of the orignal seven members, there has risen an even greater force to combat the threats to Earth. This show has only gotten better with deeper, compelling storylines, sweet fan-nuances, and great humor. Something the kids can watch with their parents while the latters are the only ones getting CERTAIN jokes. Hopefully.
Batman: The Dark Knight prowls Gotham City to free it of the criminal element's grip. It seems CN is currently running the "New Adventures," with the Superman-style animation. Some of those eps were good, but nothing beats the original Dark Deco of the original Animated Series. Thems the good stuff. Airs daily at Midnight on Boomerang. The DVD's are highly recommended.
Superman: The Last Son of Krypton fights for truth and justice. It was a good show, but it just went bad. They needed to challenge the guy more, but not with villains like the Toyman. Airs daily after B:TAS on Boomerang.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Four mutated turtles use their ninja skills in secret and shadow under the guidence of the rat, Splinter. This updated cartoon (which has spawned two video games, one for the consoles, another for the GBA) has been really cool. Nice stories, cool subplots, and a nice, fresh style of animation that DIDN'T come overseas! I also like how they touch on core ninja values, instead of, like the original cartoon (which I would like to see again), the "they punch and kick and stuff" deal. Catch it on the FOX Box, or 5-7 days a week on Cartoon Network ear-ly in the morning.
Static Shock: After an explosion of strange chemicals, people are given amazing meta-human powers, among them, a young black teen by the name of Virgil Hawkings. Possibly the first cartoon to center on a black superhero since HammerMan, it's not quite my cup of tea, but it has its own charm. I've mostly watched when Batman, Superman, and the Justice League guest starred, but I have found the show is done pretty well on its own merit. Unaired.
Teen Titans: Five warriors gather to thwart evil...in between video games and standard teenage arguments. What you have realize about this show is that it's highly anime influenced and is not meant to be entirely serious. The show creators are trying to have fun with this, something they couldn't quite do in such abundance in Batman or any of the other Dini/Timm shows. And I have to say, it's nice to see a DC cartoon that ISN'T under their eye. I mean, I like their style, but I feel they got lazy with it after the original Batman wrapped up. Anyway, it's a good show that only gets better, so I'll keep watching. Airs on Cartoon Network's Miguzi at 6:30pm, Toonami, Saturdays And maybe a few other times I've forgotten.
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Prime Time Toons
The Simpsons: The title family causes and experiences the insanity of their hometown. The earlier stuff was the best by far, hands down. The newer stuff is just...half assed. They keep drudging them on and on...I think the time for this show to end came a LONG time ago. Old eps are shown in syndication and the new/recent episodes Sunday at 8 on FOX. Really, I don't know why it's still on this page...
King of the Hill: The Hills live in Texas. That about sums it up. Even though it doesn't have the reality bending zaniness of Simpsons or Family Guy, sticking with real people and issues has shown to be incredibly hilarious. In syndication on FX and 7:30pm on FOX Sundays.
Futurama: Fry is frozen for a thousand years and experiences life like nobody has, or has wanted to before. This show has had it's share of bad jokes but still manages to be funny. Hey, it's the future, and the writers can do whatever they want. Airs at 11:30pm Monday to Thursday and Saturday on Adult Swim.
Daria: Daria Morgandorfer is a normal teenager in a normal town. Only the normal town is full of stupid people. Oh, the dreaded stupid people. Another actually decent MTV show, it can be seen on the Noggin network (though chopped up) 'Course it seems the same episodes are shown ALL the time to me.
Home Movies: Brendan Small and his friends make the movies with the lowest budget on the planet for kicks. Originally aired on UPN, this show is VERY funny. For a cartoon that once boasted to be the next South Park (which I'm glad it didn't become), it has nice characterization and often witty humor. Airs on Sundays Adult Swim at 1:30am
The Brak Show: Space Ghost's dim nemesis lives his everyday life, "Leave it to Beaver" style! While the humor can often be quick, this hit is fantastic. Sadly cancelled, but available on DVD!
Sea Lab 2021: Much like with Space Ghost, an old series, Sea Lab 2020, was taken, chopped up and glued back together with hilarious results. Funny and often risque, it airs on the Sunday edition of Adult Swim.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force: A group of super powered fast food items wage war on crime. And descency. And accidently on their Dennis Franz-like neighbor Carl. It's a fun show, but I think that the Mooninites giving everyone the finger has gotten old. Airs Mon-Thurs. at Midnight and 12:15 and on Sundays, Adult Swim.
Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law: The solar powered winged warrior is back...to serve your ass a subpena! Aired fluctatedly on Adult Swim.
Space Ghost Coast to Coast: Classic 60's hero Space Ghost tries to get interviews with stars while avoiding the trechery of his band leader Zorak and director Moltar. Unaired.
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Other Awsome Shows
Megas XLR: A young Jersey man named Coop found a headless robot in the junk yard and fixed it up to his specifications. Then he found out his mech was the last hope in a war in the future that threatens mankind. They took the "Lowbrow" cartoon and made it a series, which is what I was hoping for. It's a fun show with a lot of jabs at pop culture and mech cartoons. Unaired, and I think cancelled, which sucks.
 Gargoyles: A clan of stone-by-day-warriors-by-night beings are trapped in a spell for a thousand years, awakening in 1994. This show, originally on the WB, rocked. It had a serious adittude, great action, and fantastic subtleties. The Goliath Chronicles aired on ABC's saturday morning line-up. The animation got tweaked, just slightly. It was only on for a season, ending the saga of the Gargoyles. Seems to be aired by ToonDisney.
Samurai Jack: In ancient China, a samurai is flung into the future, shaped by his mystic archnemisis, Aku. Despite repeated use of a three-way-split screen, this show has great action and nice dialogue. Though it has some childish aspects like talking dogs and monkies, it can pull off the level of seriousness not seen on cartoons since Batman or Gargoyles. Unaired
Jackie Chan Adventures: Jackie Chan globe-hops his way through magic and demons while trying to tame his young neice Jade. Very funny and often clever, despite some odd episodes. Though the show has lost some luster since the first couple seasons. Valmont used to be a badass, but now he's comic relief at best. The stories just weren't good anymore. They can MEGAS and Jack and Evolution, but THIS gets more seasons with redundant, uninteresting stories? How's that fair? Unaired and hopefully cancelled just so it won't further humiliate itself.
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe: The classic tale about the strongest man in the universe is renewed with superior animation and no Public Service Announcements! Huzzah! I like the voices and the animation, and most of the episodes have had good storylines, while there are SOME that seemed to have some "kiddie" aspects to it, but for a cartoon, that's often expected. Unaired.
Fairly Oddparents: When things couldn't get any worse for Timmy Turner, he was bestowed with a pair of fairy godparents to help him out. 'Course, he needs to be careful or he could lose them forever. From one of the people the brought you Johnny Bravo, it started out as a 3 cartoon per half-hour deal with Bravo-esque animation. They made a lot of changes since then, and this is the first cartoon where all said changes were for the better. I know, it's a Nikelodeon show, but it's a very hilarious and clever show. You must watch. Airs weekdays on Nick, and kinda fluctuates (currently at 4pm and 8pm), but 3 hours later, those eps repeat on Nick2.
Avatar: The Last Airbender: There exist four nations based on their ability to control the elements of the planet: Earth, Fire, Air, and Water. The Avatar, a reincarnated being meant to bring balance, mysteriously disappeared. In his 100 year absence, the Fire Nation has taken control of as many people as it can. Enter 12-year-old Aang, last of the Airbenders, returns. Joining with Waterbender Katara and her warrior brother Sokka, they set out to continue Aang's destiny of saving the world. This show has not disappointed. The art is beauty, the fluidity of the animation is great, the humor is well blended, character designs are cool, and the fights are often a sight to behold. The 'Bending techniques, based on 4 styles of martial arts, have also been used in very clever ways. Watch it on Nick on Fridays and Saturdays.
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